The Ebay Auction

Initially I ran this auction at an absurd amount of money ($150K), then I lowered it to $19,999 and had a few bites. In fact I knew it was going to close on Easter Sunday but then it dawned on me………….I’m independently wealthy! Why do I need any more money? I am going to play in the World Series of Poker $10,000 main event as a Pink Bunny regardless if my auction closes or not. With that said, I cancelled the auction that had over 18,000 visitors and 350 watchers. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE OLD EBAY AUCTION I am now starting the auction at 1 penny with no reserve. Yes that’s right…..1 Penny and No Reserve!!!! Why not make it an even playing field! Golden Palace shouldn’t be able to have all the fun!

The winner of this famous auction will have the opportunity to advertise their company or website on the Pink Bunny at the 2005 World Series of Poker for whatever price the auction closes at, yes even if it’s only $20! If you read the auction thoroughly you will see that the Pink Bunny has potential to be bigger than the Golden Palace Streaker! There are many other benefits that go along with winning this auction.

If I were a failing business person or webmaster with a crappy website here’s the quote I’d be thinking of right now:

“Notorious B.I.G. said it best: Either your slanging crack rock, or you got a wicked jump shot.’ Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There’s no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D’s. Honor’s in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack rock. I sponsored The Pink Bunny!.”

Boiler Room – 2000

Now is your chance folks………A rich guy is willing to buy into this $10,000 televised event an advertise your website or product for whatever money you can dig up from under your car seats. Listen up though Schlep Rocks………with all the traffic this auction is receiving, if it goes over $2500 you will need to get approval from me before bidding. I don’t have time for B.S. and fake bids.

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